- Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
- Me *7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence
im dropping out of school and selling my body for doughnuts